Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she peed on how many people?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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