if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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