How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I smell stomach acid.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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