we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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