If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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