shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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