Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I AM VODKA MAN
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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