If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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