That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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