white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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