Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This is my gift to your gina
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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