So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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