What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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