Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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