My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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