she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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