I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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