Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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