This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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