arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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