what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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