I want to have your abortion
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize