Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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