I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
