hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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