yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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