Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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