i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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