your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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