Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We have so much sex to catch up on
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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