what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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