I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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