i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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