i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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