Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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