It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
