She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm getting married
To pizza
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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