I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just forgot I was standing up.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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