we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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