Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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