hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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