Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Terrible idea I love it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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