Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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