She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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