Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Randomize
