Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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