How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So vagazzling was a success
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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