hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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