Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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