But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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