i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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