im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
of course. lets lasso hookers.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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