pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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