Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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