Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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