I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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