VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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